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Devious Journal Entry

Mon Oct 15, 2001, 8:26 PM
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating... you finish off as an orgasm.

- George Carlin

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:iconhavoks:
You deserve praise for your name!!!!!

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Attention thrills, and then it kills
They make you king, and make you ill
'Til you're alone, dead on your throne

I'm Broadside in the G1 Crew on DA
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Have you ever had a dream, that you were so sure was real? What if you were unable to wake from that dream? How would you know the difference between the dream world and the real world?

What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire deviant life, that there's something wrong with the story. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad.

You take the blue pill, the story ends. Your browser closes and you believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in wonderland. And, I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

I offer only the truth, nothing more.

Take: The Red Pill
Take: The Blue Pill

Fella Point Right spyed, nobody has ever done this before.
Ninja Point Right I know. That's why it's going to work.

Do not try and bend the spoon ...

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The Angry Deviant

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:iconfairyinboots:
well, sir... you've got me there


;-) (Wink)

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theyre gonna cut my toe OFF!@#!
Crying

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Not art. Expect SHORT comments from me.
:iconpuyolin:
HOW DID YOU FIND ME>!!?!!!?!
:iconsolacetearz:
Hehee my dogs name is Spanky LOL
cool beans.

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This pure heart was only meant to bleed....
:iconzzaga:
thank you for the fav on my picture "the loss of all hope".

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